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Brightly shone the moon that night,
Though the TinaPop was cruel.

Good King Wenceslas
from the Christmas Song Generator.

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Now we all know Facefart is not a reliable source of news however one of my friends has just stated that Rowland S Howard has been admitted to hospital with liver cancer.

Google reveals nothing so I am hoping it is just a malicious rumour.

:(

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Annabel Crabbe on journalistic ethics in the internet/phone camera/TMZ age:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/12/16/2772943.htm?site=thedrum

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How could I resist?

Here comes TinaPop! Here comes TinaPop! Right down TinaPop Lane!

Here Comes Santa Claus
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Zoomed out of work, down Hawthorn rd then Nepean Hwy to South rd, and along it to Brighton Beach. Pretty much kicked off the shoes and bag and walked into the water. My goodness it was beautiful.

I felt like the palest guy on the beach though. Watching container ships and sailboats cross the horizon. Myriad shells amongst the sand.

Rode home damp from the bay, navigating the blithe wanderers of St. Kilda beach promenade. Think I'll do it again tonight.

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Looking for that special song to celebrate the Silly Season. Well, here is a couple of free ones that might interest you if your tastes run anything like mine.

Firstly we have Yunyu, and her excellent tribute to the typical family Christmas gathering: Walking in a Zombie Wonderland.

And then we have Dandelion Wine's rendition of that old family favourite I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas, which even comes with it's own film clip.

YouTube Inside )

And of course, we have the old Tom Smith favourites of A Pirate Christmas and Oh Yog Sothoth.

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Hiya, I have just been attempting to make my first ever soap, I stirred it for an hour and its now been an hour and a half but its not even reached trace! has anyone had this problem before? what could be wrong and what could I do to fix it?! thankyou in advance!

edit: after 2 hours I added some more caustic soda... was this a bad plan or is this ok?!
it doesnt seem to be dissolving...

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...is caused by the piercing squeal from the kitchen. In today's moment of awesome swellness, the clock/timer on my range is going out. It's going out by squealing almost incessantly. Except when it sort of stutters like a coach's whistle blown lightly. The range is gas, so the ability to cook is not impacted, but I have no idea where the electrical is plugged in on this thing - behind it somewhere.

Here's hoping it's not on the same circuit as the fridge, because I'm gonna have to pop me a breaker. This is sanity-threatening.

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I'm starting in on the first volume of the Prester John series today. Does that mean the deadline makes me want to cry and huddle in a corner? Yes. But I had to take time off to avoid spontaneous combustion.

Of course, here, today, in the beginning of it, I feel like I'm not big enough for this story, for the vastness of it, that I'll inevitably fuck up how beautiful it is in my head right now. I got so used to the idea that no one would ever publish this book, and now it's suddenly a real live creature. And I have no [info]justbeast to brainstorm with. So I'm fairly miserable and feeling small and overwhelmed. But I'll get through it. It'll somehow happen. I have to have faith that it will--and that faith lasts only so long, which is why I do these marathons. Because I can only believe in myself for so long, like the King of All Cosmos.

Way back when I took 50 pages of this beast to Rio Hondo, Maureen McHugh, one of my personal heroes, said in her critique, discussing how to proceed with the rest of the book: use every trick. Meaning, every clever literary trick, anything, to get this story out, to make it understood to an audience who has never heard of Prester John. That idea was tremendously exciting to me. So now I'm thinking...what are my favorite tricks?

What are yours? What in the postmodern toolbox thrills and tweaks you? What are your least favorite?

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I've just wasted the last hour notifying various file-sharing sites to remove illegally posted copies of my books. I'm not even going to say what I think about so-called fans who use these slimeball sites to steal work from writers, except this. I hate to give these sites any publicity at all, but I will say that other writers should check scribd.com and 4shared.com for stolen work.

A few days ago I tweeted the statement, "I think art about New Orleans, especially post-K, should be made by New Orleanians. #thereisaidit" I define New Orleanians as people living in the greater New Orleans area long-term as well as devoted exiles. I do NOT include jet-setters who own New Orleans homes that stand empty 90% of the time or those who left the city post-K and don't want to return.

But my Twitter statement still makes me antsy, because in general, I don't believe in using the word "should" around art at all. I've always been deeply suspicious of any statement beginning "Artists (writers, whatever) should..." that doesn't end "...do the best work they're capable of, full stop."

As well, I had made a hero's exception for Josh Neufeld, author of A.D.: After the Deluge, and a friend e-mailed to ask why. My friend wrote, "I bought that damned book because I thought he was a New Orleanian. Boy was I pissed when I got it and found out he was a New Yorker. I think it's a good book but if I had known he was a New Yorker living in New York I never would have bought it, to be quite honest. If he's giving profits from the book to the people who need it most, I'll feel ok about it, but I feel kind of like a duped schmuck as it is!"

I replied, "Neufeld = honorary New Orleanian because he did major, major rescue work down here after the levees failed, Like, lifesaving work. He has also put together a great A.D. website with tons of Katrina info & resources; http://www.smithmag.net/afterthedeluge/ . I couldn't find any indication that he had donated proceeds to us, but I'm kinda OK with that. I know how much it costs to research & make a book, and graphic novels sell even worse than regular books. Most likely there are no 'proceeds.' He also financed his own book tour, & I noticed that many of his signing events were also benefits for Common Ground & other local charities, so that's good."

But I realized that if I believe Josh Neufeld could get it right, there must be other non-New Orleanians out there who can get it right too. And for me, at least these days, that's what is most important in art about New Orleans: getting it right. Even before the storm, so much of it didn't. And if you haven't lived or spent major chunks of time here since the levees failed, you do not know what it was like those first couple of years. You can't research it. You can't imagine it from the footage you saw on TV. You might think you can, your heart might break for us and you might try to tell people why we still matter and if so I thank you, but you don't know the stenches, the tears, the daily assaults on the mind and spirit. You can never know these things if you weren't here. And you should be glad.

So I'm trying to at least modify my "should." It's hard to come up with another pithy line, though. Art about New Orleans, especially post-K, is less likely to suck and be offensive if made by New Orleanians? Art about New Orleans, especially post-K, has virtually no chance of getting it right if not made by New Orleanians? I don't know. Artists will, and should, make art about the things that grab them by the throat and won't let go. So if what happened to us after the federal levees failed does that to you, then by all means, go with it. At least your heart will be in the right place, and that will show even if you don't know the Ninth Ward from the Lower Ninth Ward. But if you decide -- as many already seem to have done -- that "Hey! Post-Katrina New Orleans would be a really cool, edgy place to set this!", then may God have mercy on your soul, because New Orleans will not.

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Any day is a good day in which you wake to find your account packed with inexplicable cash.

That happens.

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The neighbours carelessly configured wifi network

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Howdy All!

I'm having some shampoo bar issues and was wondering if any of you could offer some advice.

So, since about May I've been shampooing with Chagrin Valley shampoo bars. I love the simplicity of the shampoo bar concept, the fact that they don't contain unpronouncables, and the fact that I'm supporting a small business. During the warmer months I'm a wash and go kind of girl - wash, condition with diluted ACV, scrunch with some natural mousse and go! The shampoo bars have worked wonderfully for that. But, it's kind of hard to pull on a hat over my lion's mane of hair without it totally looking like crap so in the colder months I have to resort to blow drying the mass of it straight. It seems that therein lies the problem. When I try to blow dry my hair in the morning after shampooing at night with the shampoo bar I just cannot seem to get it dry. Actually, it does get dry, it's just that there's so much grease in it that looks wet.

What the heck could possibly be going on? I've tried switching bars thinking that one formula could be more conditioning than another, but same results. I've tried washing with baking soda thinking that perhaps the soaps have left some sort of funky residue that just needed to be stripped, but again same results. I'm totally ready to throw in the towel here and pick up some nasty chemical laden shampoo just to get things back to normal. The weird thing is that my hair has NEVER been greasy. My scalp is pretty oily, but my hair has always been on the drier side - probably because of it's coarse nature and all - which was cool because I could last at least 3 days between shampooings. Call me lazy, but this shampooing and blow drying every day is getting to me (and probably kicking my hair's butt since I used to just blow dry once a week and wrap for the rest of it).

Any suggestions?

~Ania~

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Could I make a floral infusion using Jasmine buds to use in a body wash/ shampoo or as a body spray?

I was thinking of steeping the buds in hot water, then cooling it down and storing it in a spray bottle in the fridge. Is that a good method, or would some other method work better, and preserve the scent for longer?

I want to do this because I saw the Jurlique Jasmine shower gel, and I don't want to buy it, but I miss having something Jasmine- scented to use.

Thanks :)

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Please update any post you've made on the genderfail issue to indicate that the code has now been rolled back and will not be pushed with the next codepush!

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but due to the obscene temperatures tomorrow... and my deliciously povo lack of air con at home, can anyone recommend a free wi-fi hotspot somewhere in the SE burbs I could take advantage of that has air con AND an outlet for me to plug my laptop into? If I'm going to actually get any work done I'll need to use battery draining programs.

Google tells me places roughly in my area but I can't find any air con/outlet specific information.

Thanks sexy mofos xx

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I'm going on a long trip (cross-continent, 18 hours, three plane changes) at the end of the month and am trying to plot food options (yes, I start planning REALLY early- I have the packing list nearly done.) Trail mix seems like a good carry-along snack, so I am mixing up one from peanuts, cashews, dried blueberries, starfruit and raisins. What other food items would people recommend? Airports are not known for easy healthy food choices, for the most part.

The following are caveats- I am allergic to walnuts and brazil nuts, citrus triggers migraines for m so I avoid it, dairy can only be eaten at meals because I have to take medication with it.

I used to bring a cooler with breakfast and lunch, but with luggage restrictions and the new liquids rule, it's not really workable. Also, I'm trying to do carryon only- we will see about that.

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I've had a Fairfax journo call me asking permission to reprint a photo from the Melbourne Zombie Shuffle, but they need a hi-res version of it ASAP, and would also like to credit the photographer responsible. If you took it, could you please drop me a line ASAP? My email is burntime (at) netspace.net.au
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